I'm clearly being punished for something. Just as I'm starting to celebrate my hands and knees accomplishment, another freaking dagger appears in my mouth! Isnt one enough?! How many of the wretched "teeth" do people need?!
I think its all a plan hatched by my menacing parents. I think they noticed I'm getting up on my hands and knees, and they know the turmoil that their lives are in for as soon as I become mobile, so they induce great pain upon me, hoping to disable me with agony.
Well, I'll show them. The stabbing pain in my jaw only MOTIVATES me! This will be my comeback, my greatest challenge and success! I will overcome these "teeth"...oh, teeth will not win today, my friends.
