So, I've become fairly skilled with crawling. Sometimes I still get too excited and my back legs move faster than my front legs, causing me to do a really graceful face plant right into the floor, but in general, I rock.
However, I just discovered something that might change my life. Did you know there is a whole other plane of reality ABOVE the floor?! That's right...I know its a lot to take in all at once. Just breathe, and stay with me, okay?
Here's how I found it: I reached up to the coffee table, I grabbed a hold of the edge, and pulled myself up until I was standing. And....there it was. THE TOP OF THE TABLE. Do you know how much STUFF is up there?! Its incredible! It's like hitting the jackpot!
Now, I must warn you, DO NOT LET GO OF THE TABLE. The table, or couch, or chair, or whatever you're holding on to is completely magical. The moment you let go, you will find yourself back on the floor again within seconds, sometimes painfully. So hang on to that table at all costs!
I've got to go...I've got so much stuff to explore and destroy!
